Tofu Residence Application Form

What if there's a Tofu Residence Application Form O.O... (im bored .. n lame-d)

It might be something liddis :

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Terms and Conditions:

1. In order to apply, you have to possessed the name Tofu. Example: TofuBun, TofuCurry, TofuShit etc.

2. Before applying, please consider yourself a tofu-lover .

3. After applying, please leave a message at the chat-box, just to say hi. 

4. Your application will be approved within 3 working days after applying.

5. Confirmation of application will be informed via chatbox.

6. Please move in to the residence within 1 month to prevent Tofu Houses from rotting or destroyed.

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Full Name: TofuBun Liew

Tick the right choice or preferrable answer

Gender:

[  ] Male  [  ] Female  [  ] Tofu

Age:  

[  ] Smooth   [  ] Rough 

Race:

[  ] White   [  ] Fried   [  ] Breaded  [  ] Black ( if u thick this please throw this away because you're a 凉粉 ) 

Shape:

[  ] Round   [  ] Square  [  ] Irregular  [  ] Mashed

Preferred Neighbour:

[  ] Minced Pork with Tofu   [  ] Fried Tofu with Egg Sauce  [  ] Flower ( fyi, 豆腐花 )

[  ] Other - please note

Occupation:

[  ] Eaten   [  ] Dumped   [  ] Squished   [  ] Decoration

Lastly, put up your own photo:

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Thanks for choosing Tofu Residence =)